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The Busconductor Hines (1992)

The Busconductor Hines (1992)

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1857990358 (ISBN13: 9781857990355)
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Gaun tae have tae gi this yin the auld heave ho an I didnae even get tae page 100 neither. Ye wantae know whut this shitpile is like? Et's like tae drive us fuckin cracked, is whut it's like. Et's jest the common nor garden shite that gaes on in this radge bastard's brain whit's a fuckin loser bus conductor in fuckin Glasgae back in the eighties, an the microscopic detail ae all the fuckin shite that happens in his miserable life like we's all gaggin tae read sich shite, an there's nae story, naebody does nae one slightly interestin fuckin thing, nae fights, okay a wee bit shaggin but ah tells ye ah've got mair erotic charge from yon average underwear advert, these bastards jest smoke endless ae them rollups an moan on about they desperate lives, enough tae make ye want to jump oot a fuckin windae so tis. Jest so youse don't think I'm spinnin some yarn here, I did this wee scan for yis tae prove ma point, see if ah'm tellin the absolute God's bollock honest truth :A long queue had formed at the stop. The new driver was gazing into the display window of a nearby jeweller's shop. Their bus was late. When it finally arrived a great many folk got off but all of the queue climbed aboard. Hines waited until the other driver and conductor had stepped down, opening his case and preparing his ticket-machine. The driver was muttering. Fucking murder out there so itis ... His forehead glistened with sweat. While Hines adjusted the strap of his cashbag the new driver settledonto his seat in the cabin, and arranged his rearview mirror. The doors were still open. A few latecomers came rushing up and jumped on. Hines looked at them.Eh can you fix that mirror for me . . .?What?The new driver was pointing to the wing mirror just outside the doors. Hines leaned to fix it for him.A wee bit more to the left.Hines adjusted it and returned inside immediately, and stood with his back to the cabin. At least 10 people were standing along the aisle. He gazed at them; then climbed to the top deck and found some seats to be empty. Back down the stairs he said: 5 only inside now and the rest of yous up the stair. Ah mean, fair play an all, could you be readin 240 pages ae that shite in the few measly hours a free time ye get in yer workin week? Ah'm no genius here, an all, but ah'm guessin that the answer might well be an uncompromisin negative on that score.

Against my better judgment, I finished this awful excuse for contemporary fiction. Kelman does not come off funny, rather he comes off abrasive and boring. He feels the need to show the reader an 'authentic working man' experience. So the unwilling reader is dragged along through Hines workday, all the irrelevant and crass conversation intact. It's a painful experience.It would almost be forgivable, except it doesn't end there. Kelman takes you through EVERYTHING the character experiences. Hines washing his feet, what should be a minute detail, goes on for pages and pages. Are you kidding? Then there are Kelman's cryptic messages scattered throughout. They must only make sense to the author, because they just left me confused and annoyed. Oh and the English slang is very thick, so brush up on it if your a yankee like myself.The story of the struggling bus conductor is sound, but somehow he messes it up. I tried to like it, but every time I got close he pushed me away. If Kelman's the bus conductor on any more novels, I think I'll walk.

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As realism goes, this book is spot on. Kelman's portrayal of Glasgow in the 1980's is accurate. The book is written in 5 chapters, each detailing the unsatisfactory life of Hines who is caught up in a job he feels desperately unhappy in, a struggling marriage and early signs of depression. Whilst Kelman's use of realism sucks the reader into 'place' the novel itself is frustrating in the sense that their is no real plot and nothing really exciting happens. I struggled to finish the book and was disappointed at the end. I can however, commend the author on his realist technique.
—Kirsty Grant

It is possible that even if you combine all of Henry Miller's works they still would not outnumber the times the words "fuck," "fucking," and "cunt" are used in this novel which is not even a sex book. In fact, it has only one extended sex scene,, very tastefully done, no kinkiness whatsoever, the normal sex a couple do after five years of marriage living in a tenement flat without any bedroom with a young son who could wake up at any time while they're humping.So why, asks you, this plethora of seeming obscenities? They're not. They're just part of the normal vocafuckingbulary of bus drivers and bus conductors in Glasgow (the largest city in Scotland). Yes, they love "fuck," "fucking," "cunt" and "shite" (shit) so much that they even insert them in the middle of words for fuck's sake.The couple who had sex, as I mentioned earlier, were Hines and his wife Sandra. If you're paying attention, you'd know by now that they have a young son (around 4 years old if I correctly recall). The title of the book would tell you that Hines is a busconductor (I don't know why, in Glasgow, this is one word--maybe because like Hines, the bus conductor never becomes anything else, say a bus driver, so the word becomes symbolic, the bus tied up with its conductor and vice verza, so: busconductor). The family lives in a dump, as Sandra describes their place, and she wants to live elsewhere. But they have no money to buy a new house somewhere else. Miserable it is, having very little money. But sometimes they're happy, sometimes they make each other laugh and they hug each other. Hh, all ya fenian bastards ye, read it. Ya gonny like it too, like that one by the other Scot, A.L. Kennedy's "Looking for the Possible Dance," naw shite.
—Joselito Honestly and Brilliantly

HIGHLIGHTS: I was blown away by how real The Busconductor Hines felt. The novel’s set in Glasgow, where I’ve lived for 7 years. Kelman brought my city to vivid, brilliant life. It’s been a long time since an author conjured such a realistic believable setting. The Busconductor Hines was steeped in realism. I could almost have been reading a memoir. I think Kelman’s portrayal of the harsh realities of life for British people in the 80’s was spot on. I felt sympathy for Hines and could relate to him. I’ve been stuck in jobs I loathed and forced to watch my dreams and plants melt away to nothing. The Busconductor Hines is written in a sort of stream of consciousness style. There’s no real linear storyline. The novels split into five sections/chapters and each one contains multiple little snapshots and scenes from the life of Hines, his wife Sandra and their son Paul. I think this worked really well. I loved the fact Kelman writes in dialect quite a lot throughout The Busconductor Hines. This added to the sense of realism.LOWLIGHTS: I’m not a prude but still felt like there was a bit too much swearing in The Busconductor Hines. This worked at times but got to be a little OTT and unnecessary. The words cunt, bastard and fuck feature prominently. Kelman may have been trying to create a realistic portrayal of working class people but we don’t curse like troopers. I felt this was a bit heavy-handed.
—Pamela Scott

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